Lifestyle tip #1- Hold the door for another person and they’ll smile in gratitude.
lifestyle tip #2- Laugh in public and the public will laugh with you.
Lifestyle tip #3- Roll your clothes and you’ll fit more into the suitcase
Lifestyle tip #4- Remember to breathe
Lifestyle tip #5- Be a pineapple. Wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.
Lifestyle tip #6- People say “go big or go home”. HECK YEAH, I want to go home! And when I get there? I’m going to take a nap.
Lifestyle tip #7- Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Lifestyle tip #8- Me? Crazy? I should get off this unicorn and smack you!
Lifestyle tip #9- Be a Porg. You’re cute, creepy, and you can guilt-trip Chewbacca.
Lifestyle tip #10- When life shuts a door…open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.
Lifestyle tip #11- Study tip: laminate your notes so the tears roll off.
Lifestyle tip #12- A friend knocks on your door. A best friend walks into your house, kicks off their shoes, and raids the fridge.
Lifestyle tip #13- If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Lifestyle tip #14- Sometimes I surprise myself with the stuff I say or do. And I then proceed to try to get out of the car when my seatbelt is still buckled.
Lifestyle tip #15-Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.
Lifestyle tip #16- When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make people question how you do it.
Lifestyle tip #17- Just admit it, the real reason you didn’t do your homework was that you were on YouTube all night.
Lifestyle tip #18-Life is the beautiful lie we face, death is the ugly truth we’re afraid to encounter.
Lifestyle tip #19-When life knocks you down…get back up, smile politely, and calmly say “You hit like a fly”.
Lifestyle tip #20-Trying to be smart is hard when you’re surrounded by people with no common sense.
Lifestyle tip #21-Don’t hide behind a fence if you’re running from a gun. Don’t hide behind a corner if you’re hiding from a blade.
Lifestyle tip #22-Even if the weather’s nice, always carry an umbrella.
Lifestyle tip #23-Be shmert.
Lifestyle tip #24-Want to hear a horror story? MONDAY!
Lifestyle tip #25-Don’t spray body spray or aerosols in the hallway. People are allergic.
Lifestyle tip #26-You can be like Beyonce, you can be like Queen Elizabeth, or you can be like Mel B. But I suggest being like Mjölner and only allow those who are worthy to pick you up.
Lifestyle tips #27-read a book
Lifestyle tips #28-Be who you are, not who they were.
Lifestyle tips #29- My goal this weekend is to move just enough that people know I’m not dead.
Lifestyle tip #30- If you fail a pregnancy test, what is the result? (NOTE: this is not meant to be offensive in any way!)